the ape
The ape was on the phone. The ape was always on the phone. Then one day it went to the river to touch grass and got distracted by something floating.
Half ape. Half otter. Fully a mistake.
apeotter is the tiny doodle hybrid nobody bred on purpose. It climbs, it swims, it holds hands while it sleeps. Fair launch on Solana. No team, no roadmap, one very small animal.
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The ape was on the phone. The ape was always on the phone. Then one day it went to the river to touch grass and got distracted by something floating.
The otter was floating on its back doing nothing at all, holding a rock, being the best version of itself. It noticed the ape. The otter did not care.
Nobody knows exactly what happened next. What we do know is that a tiny brown doodle walked out of the river with whiskers and thumbs. It's here now. Deal with it.
Whiskers from mum. Thumbs from dad. Bag from you.
favourite rock: yes. favourite tree: also yes.
No allocation, no vesting, no treasury. The whole supply is out in the river being held by whoever felt like holding it. The bag is the rock and the rock is the bag.
An ape and an otter had a baby and it's a doodle. That's it. That's the coin.
Yes.
Beautifully. It can also climb, which is deeply unfair to every other river animal.
It is small and brown and it is smiling at you. There is no other utility.
No. Read the bit at the bottom of the page. Then do whatever you were going to do anyway.
Someone with a very steady hand and a very unsteady grip on zoology.
Half ape, half otter, zero promises. Come for the whiskers, stay for the thumbs.